October 2010
Daria: Art Burn.
Jane - Here’s the plan: there’s an invoice book behind the counter that should tell us who bought my last painting. But, you’ll have to distract Gary while I’m grabbing.
Daria - And just how am I supposed to do that, Mr. Phelps?
Jane - You’ll figure out something. Use your womanly attributes.
Daria - Gotcha, I’ll give birth.
Jane - That’ll work.
cheyennefae-deactivated20110118 asked: What's wrong, honey?
FML
Right now I want to crawl in a hole and die for the stupidest of reasons. FML. Fuck everybody. Mehhh.
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“I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the...”
– Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Slaughterhouse-five or The Children’s Crusade.
Mild.Hangover.Still.Kill.Me. (WithFire).
“For one moment we are not failed tests and broken condoms and cheating on...”
– Wintergirls, Laurie Anderson.
Philosophy & Vodka
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Purple Tumblr
Is it me or tumblr is actually purple? I hope it is purple indeed, otherwise I’m going colorblind, and maybe I’ll wear yellow today thinking it is purple :(.
“War hero? No. I was a doc in Vietnam. My job was to say “This is what...”
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